Pubic Hair Extensions and Pubic Hair Fashion for Vampires
by Amy Mah Vampire
Pubic Hair Extensions and Pubic Hair Fashion for Vampires by Amy Mah Vampire
Pubic Hair Fashion for Vampires My Undead maid died and got turned way back in the dark ages ..During the 1970s I think, like most of the undead Vampire girls she does not bother with panties or in fact any underwear! well it is not that they need to visit the bathroom apart from washing blood off the fangs.
So vampires from her time have wonderful examples of Undergrowth er ..Personal Rainforest, and like the head hair of the undead it instantly grows back if cut ! ................. after the first 100 years they so give up on waxing everyday.
I have noticed that with some of the more fashionable maids turn their rain-forest into a pony tail and the more adventurous ones attach pubic hair extensions from the ones they have killed as a fashion statement along with colored beads or little bells .you may ask how I know this ..well they all like wearing very short skirts and bend over a lot when male vampires walk past ..well one cant help but notice
...especially when the beads are in day glow orange and green, and as to the little bells
well they give a completely different meaning to the words having a tinkle.
If you think that is odd you should see what wearing makeup is like for maids which can not see a reflection in a mirror !
Want More then get the books: VAMPIRE and FANGS RULE by AMY Mah
Where to buy "FANGS RULE" A Girls Guide to being a Vampire
Where to buy "VAMPIRE the strange life of a teenage Vampire"
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